Movies Rock; These Singers Do Not

Photo courtesy CBS.com. A loudmouth below from the Movies Rock TV special sings "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" while one of her dancers prepares to give her oral sex.

If you like the idea of rappers and untalented divas publicly incinerating some of the most beloved film songs from the 20th century, then tonight's CBS special Movies Rock airing at 9 PM EST is for you. Performers include Beyoncé, Carrie Underwood, Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes, Sir Elton John, Eve, Fergie, Jennifer Hudson, John Legend, John Williams, LL Cool J, LeAnn Rimes, Marc Anthony, Mary J. Blige, Nicole Scherzinger, Queen Latifah, Tony Bennett and Usher and will.i.am. Sam I Am who?

I have no beef with Marc Anthony (unlike his wife, he can actually sing) and Sir Elton John but I've no desire to hear Beyonce sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow as "soooooommmeeeewhhhhhaaaaarrreeeee ovvvvverrrrrrr the rrrr-ay-ay-ay-ay-ain-bowwww!!!" unless my eardrums desire a dose of sadomachism. A better choice for her would've been "If I only had a brain."

Cecil B. DeMille will be turning over in his grave tonight.