Media reports out of the UK today claim that vintage crooner Tom Jones has insured his chest hair with Lloyd's of London for £3.5m pounds, or roughly $7 million. A spokesman for Jones is dismissing it as a rumor, saying that Jones is too busy in the recording studio for such foolery, but Lloyd's themselves confirmed the request.The question is, what exactly is Jones afraid of that could harm his chest hair? An overzealous female fan? Could be. When I saw Jones in concert a few years ago, several young 'uns rushed the stage, one at a time, to give him a hug. He looked less than amused. Or maybe a pelted thong left a nasty friction burn at some point.
Jones needs to drop the aging gigolo look he's had for the past 20 years or so, BTW. A deep tan, dyed goatee and hair, open shirt, and gawdy gold bling do not look good on a 67 year-old...or any age, for that matter. Tom, take a lesson from your fellow older Brits like Sir Anthony Hopkins and Alan Rickman and learn to age gracefully, without the help of Just for Men for Beards. Wait...maybe the chest rug suffered a chemical burn during a botched dye job!
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